My new 80GB iPod. I can’t imagine a sexier mp3 player. I’ve been coveting the 80 giger ever since they announced it a few weeks ago, and, man, was she worth the wait. I’ve never had an iPod before and I’m thrilled with the functionality and, most especially, the ridulous amount of storage space. The little video screen is crystal clear. Not only am I slowly loading all of my music onto her, I’ve got a few Pixar shorts as well. They look good. Damn good.

If you can treat yourself to one of these babies, I heartily suggest that you do. The two of us are going to be very happy together.

(I call her “Rhonda”.)